you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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