btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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