she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
