so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
You're like the curious george of whores
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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