Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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