Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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