i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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