I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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