If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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