We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
so much tequila, so little girl.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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