The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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