Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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