I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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