you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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