You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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