is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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