Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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