well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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