Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
third nipple confirmed
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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