You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
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