i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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