i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
This beer is not sobering me up at all
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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