found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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