i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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