Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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