well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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