Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Man, jail baloney is awful.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He called his prostate his "boner button".
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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