Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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