dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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