That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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