pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
The feeling are messing with the penis
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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