idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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