Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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