I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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