I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
tell me about the fingering
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