belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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