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(252): View more from North Carolina

I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore

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(209): View more from California

she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.

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(714): View more from California

I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.

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