Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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