yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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