out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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