Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
