Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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