I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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