let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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