My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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