I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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