she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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