I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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