lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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