But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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