Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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