I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Randomize
