Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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